Funny Short Stories by the Snotty Atheist

by Jason Earley


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Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 2/12/2021

Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 5.5x8.5
Page Count : 328
ISBN : 9781489733894
Format : E-Book
Dimensions : N/A
Page Count : 328
ISBN : 9781489733900

About the Book

This book is about Man's pointless quest for truth, his goal to establish footing in the hereafter - for eternity. This book is about Man's right to dominate and exploit the lower animals and my firm belief that as I speak, there are dozens of carnivorous intelligent species perfectly willing to place Man on the menu - a privilege bestowed to them by their omnipotent, omniscient god and contained within the text of their god-inspired dogma, On this day, we will be granted an epiphany - that a monotheist served over rice will provide a well balanced diet of protein, B vitamins and riboflavin. From that point on - Galileo, Issac Newton, Aristotle and Frederick Nietzsche will be sustenance and everything that Man has created over the past two thousand years will be marginalized by the simple fact that we are delicious.


About the Author

I'm a sixty-four year-old schizophrenic who has been tormented by demons all of his life. To contend with my pain I learned to laugh. Short Stories by the Snotty Atheist is an outcrop of my cynicism and my humor. Monotheists will be offended. Atheists will be entertained. Some of you will respond with indifference.